The Admiral’s Guardian

The Admiral’s Guardian

$199.99

My dear, every proper drawing room needs a guardian, and who is more intimidating than a tentacled intelligence that rules the unseen deep? This piece commands attention—it is not merely decoration, it is a declaration.

I retrieved this colossal piece of art from the submerged study of a former Imperial Admiral who secretly converted his entire manor into a functioning aetheric submarine. He believed this massive octopus to be a talisman, giving him authority over the currents. I swapped him a lifetime supply of rare Turkish coffee for it, a bargain, I assure you.

This is a showstopper, meticulously constructed from cold cast bronze, which gives it a substantial, antique metallic finish.

  • The Design: The octopus is rendered in incredible detail, its tentacles swirling out from a central, armored head.

  • The Vision: The eyes are replaced by massive, striking red-lensed goggles, giving the creature the gaze of a deep-sea engineer or a watchful, ancient captain.

  • Scale and Weight: Measuring an impressive 13 2/5" X 10 2/5" X 3" and weighing a hefty 6 pounds, this piece demands a prominent wall display.

Mount The Admiral’s Guardian over a fireplace or library entrance. Let it whisper of voyages across the boundless ocean, the secrets hidden in the deep, and the intelligence that lies beneath the surface of the world.


Product Specifications (For the Nautical Commander):

  • Material: Cold Cast Bronze (Resin)

  • Dimensions: 13 2/5" X 10 2/5" X 3"

  • Weight: 6 pounds

  • Features: Integrated goggle eyes

  • Style: Large-Scale Nautical Steampunk Wall Sculpture

  • The Full Trunk: Explore all of Aunt Matilda’s unique treasures in The Curio Collector's Trunk
  • The Companion: Pair this piece with The Kraken's Chronometer (Octopus Clock) to create an entire Nautical Command Center display