Ezekiel - Tail Coat Ezekiel - Tail Coat
Ezekiel - Tail Coat Ezekiel - Tail Coat

Ezekiel - Tail Coat

$149.99
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My dear, a hat may command attention, but a properly tailored coat commands respect. It should imply secrets, precision, and an excellent line of credit, regardless of one's actual situation.

This magnificent coat, which I affectionately named the "Ezekiel," once belonged to a rather dashing, yet highly dubious, secret agent I encountered near the Torii gates in Kyoto. He claimed the high collar concealed a hidden microphone, though I suspect it was merely designed to amplify his already dramatic entrance. I acquired it, along with a rather valuable map of the Tibetan mountain passes, during a friendly wager involving three shots of dubious local spirits.

The coat is rendered in a luxurious black velvet or heavy felt, ensuring an imposing silhouette that looks flawless both in a bustling London drawing-room and against the dusty backdrop of a Romani Caravan. Its defining features are all about controlled drama:

  • The High Collar: Designed to stand up straight, it frames the face dramatically, perfect for implying that one is often looking over one's shoulder at a past (or future) rival.

  • Intricate Detailing: The front closure features ornate knot-work and decorative buttons, suggesting a uniform of high rank.

  • The Tail: The cut swoops down into a dramatic tailcoat, lending both elegance and the perfect amount of flare for a decisive, rapid turn.

  • The Cuffs: Adorned with jacquard or flocked detailing, these cuffs show a subtle commitment to luxury and Gothic style.

Wear this when your adventure takes you to a formal event, a duel, or a diplomatic meeting where looking utterly unflappable is your primary weapon. It whispers of prestige, power, and the uncompromising style of a true gentleman adventurer.


Product Specifications (For the Tailor's Appraisal):

  • Color/Material: Black Velvet with Dark Trim

  • Cut: High-Collar Formal Tailcoat

  • Features: Decorative Knot-work Closure, Ornate Cuffs, Dramatic Flared Tail

  • Style: Formal Gothic Steampunk (Available in sizes S-XXL)

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