My dear, a woman of purpose cannot rely on dainty accessories. A true endeavor requires a foundation that is as solid as it is stylish. One must have height, after all, to properly look down on one’s detractors. I acquired this magnificent full-size Top Hat not on a whim, but...
Unlock the wild with Gator Tooth; a 1.5" authentic gator tooth ready to show off your wild side! Pass down your storytelling spirit as you wear this one-of-a-kind accessory, sure to make jaws drop in awe. So gangsta, your friends won't believe it. Go ahead, get your gator on!
My dear, when dealing with secrets, there is only one absolute rule: Never be late. Especially if your appointment is to intercept a message or, perhaps, a rogue time traveler. This exquisite black felt top hat was acquired during a quiet, high-stakes rendezvous in a secluded park in Paris. It...
Dear girl, there are hats that merely cover the head, and then there are hats that require a whisper of a rumor to precede them. This, I assure you, is the latter. This delightful piece was not found in a dusty bazaar, but won quite fairly (though perhaps not entirely...
My dear, a wedding, like a properly executed temporal jump, requires impeccable timing and a certain daring flair. Why merely walk down an aisle when one can glide through an entirely new era? This exquisite confection was originally commissioned by a rather eccentric young heiress I encountered in Paris, just...
Elevate your style with this Short Lace Up Victorian Top Hat! Made of soft Australian wool, its beautiful lace design adds a touch of elegance to any outfit. Perfect for any occasion, this one size fits all hat will make you feel as elegant as you look!
One cannot simply slip into every situation, my dear. Sometimes, one must announce one's arrival with a certain... flourish. And nothing says 'unforgettable' quite like a splash of defiant crimson. I acquired this daring chapeau in the notorious Dragon’s Nest district of Shanghai, during an urgent meeting with a rival...
One can’t always be dealing in shadows, my dear. Sometimes, one must brave the open sun, and for that, one requires gear that speaks of endurance, not mere drama. This hat was indispensable during my protracted journey through the Egyptian deserts and the desolate heartlands of the Orient. The harsh...
My dear, if you are going to defy expectation, you might as well do it with unapologetic visual clarity. Subtlety is terribly overrated when you are trying to distract a Royal Airship Guard. I found this audacious piece during a spectacularly chaotic, underground Carnival of Time held in the ruins...
My dear, when speed and stability are of the essence, one cannot afford the frivolous height of a full cylinder, nor the mere suggestion of a hat. This is a purposeful tool. This Short Top Hat was my absolute favorite for extended terrestrial voyages—those grueling, cross-continental trips where one is...
My dear, a disciplined mind requires a disciplined silhouette. And when one's equipment is designed to survey not just the land, but the very fabric of time, it must be securely and elegantly bound. This rather ingenious headpiece was gifted to me by the Chronamancer (yes, that one) as a...
This black felt mini bowler hat is perfect for adding a touch of quirkiness to any outfit! With its petite size, it's both adorable and stylish. Whether you're dressing up for a fancy event or just looking to stand out from the crowd, this mini bowler hat is the perfect...
My dear, there is a certain dignity in the wilderness. When you must venture far beyond the city's gas lamps and into the untamed frontier—be it the high deserts of the American West or the desolate plains east of Istanbul—your gear must possess equal parts grit and refinement. This distinguished...
Now, Aunt Matilda loved a sharp gentleman in a dapper hat! She was quite fond of this Short Top Hat in Black because it reminded her of being scooped up for adventures by her father when she was a young one. They would go into town and to skip rocks...
Now, Aunt Matilda loved a sharp gentleman in a dapper hat! She was quite fond of this Short Top Hat in Brown because it reminded her of being scooped up for adventures by her father when she was a young one. They would go into town and to skip rocks...
Aunt Matilda has told me this hat belonged to an interesting friend of hers she had met during an expedition to Australia. Her friends' name was, Amelia Lovegrove a time-traveling genius from Sydney.
Steampunk meets sophistication with our Carson City Black Bowler Hat. Sturdy wool construction adds a touch of warmth while you embrace your playful side. It's the perfect accessory for any quirky urban adventurer.
Aunt Matilda says that she does not make a habit of hanging out with outlaws, but when she travelled to Utah in 1900 she just thought the "Wild Bunch" was group of loud, rowdy men. Butch Cassidy was a total gentleman to her because he thought she had a wealth...
My great Aunt Matilda adored this Steampunk Derby Hat With Goggles because it did two things. It reminded her of the time that she got to dance on set with Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin Jr. or "The Tramp," which she said was a glorious thing! It also reminded her that machinery...
My dear, a hat must fit the job. And if the job involves battling strong head-winds at three thousand feet while coaxing a failing steam engine back to life, you need something dependable, yet distinctly dashing. This authentic Pilot's Cap was the prized possession of a young, exceptionally talented Airmail...
My dear, a true leader commands not just a crew, but a presence. And sometimes, that presence requires a certain... unapologetic menace. This imposing cap once belonged to Commodore "Black" Thorne, a notorious figure who commanded not just airships, but entire fleets of experimental Dreadnoughts across the perilous skies of...
My dear, if you're going to make an entrance, it should look like the collision of a dozen different celebrations! Why settle for a single color when the entire visible spectrum is at your disposal? This magnificent creation was the crowning glory of a spectacular (and highly illegal) parade I...
Aunt Matilda thoroughly enjoys telling me about the story of the Pith Helmet, she was on a charming adventure in the Shola forests of India circa 1855 when she stumbled upon a man crafting a beautiful hat using the resources around him. She wooed over his diligence, precision, and craftmanship....
This Beanie With Ears is a must-have for anyone who loves to stay cozy 'n' cute! The black beanie will keep your noggin' warm and the (oh-so-cute) ears will take your beanie game to the next level. Rock out and get snuggly with this one-of-a-kind accessory!
My dear, a small hat allows one to move with speed, discretion, and a highly appreciated lack of obstruction. It is the perfect attire for a social reconnaissance mission. I acquired this perfectly formed black fascinator during a notorious Black Market Tea Party I attended in Shanghai. It was a...
One cannot always carry a full kit, darling. When one travels light and the adventure is simply too compelling to resist, a small, reliable piece of gear is absolutely essential. This warm brown fascinator was my own preferred choice for quick excursions—those impromptu, last-minute journeys that require less pomp and...
Aunt Matilda told me this hat is an essential accessory for any aspiring time traveler, with its smooth edges, wool material, and beautiful leather strap, this hat is a fashion choice no one should ignore.
Ahh, the Santa Aviator Cap! Aunt Matilda loved this seasonal favorite and would only pull it out a few days before Saint Nick's arrival. She would put it on and decide whether you had been naughty or nice that year. If you were deemed "nice" then you got to go...
As it turns out, the butler did indeed do it—but not before Aunt Matilda had her fun.During one of her more curious journeys, she crossed paths with the famously stoic detective Sherlock Holmes. Determined to crack more than just his cases, Matilda made it her mission to coax a smile...
This Black Ship Fascinator has a special place in Aunt Matilda's heart, because it was given to her by Queen Victoria as a parting gift from the United Kingdom. In 1885, Aunt Matilda had the great fortune of getting to meet the Queen of England because she by chance and...